Tempests and Slaughter: 4.2

Tempests and Slaughter
Author: Tamora Pierce
Rating: 4.2

“Arram hated boredom.  That was the source of many of his problems.  Bored, he might tinker with the spells he was taught- just tinker, not actually cast the whole thing!  Then came visits to the healer, unhappy interviews with instructors, and labor or essays after that.”

-Tamora Pierce, Tempests and Slaughter

YES.  Tamora Pierce has built her own world and fleshed it out with rich cultures and a variety of adventures.  This time we get to experience the traditional training mages go through.  Don’t get me wrong, I loved seeing Alanna develop her skills as a knight, and Aly grow as a spymaster, but a MAGE SCHOOL?  I’m still waiting for my Hogwarts letter.  Sign me up.  For those of you hardcore fans, The Circle of Magic characters were privately taught, which is one of the major differences in this series.

Pierce sets the scene by showing ten year old Arram Draper saying goodbye to his family.  Alone in a strange country and years ahead of his peers in his studies, Arram is an outcast.  When he meets Prince Ozorne and Varice, he begins to open up.  The trio bonds as they take on adventures, mysterious tasks from gods, and exams.  Oh, and the mysterious deaths of numerous members of the royal family.

This book felt nostalgic to me.  I’m pretty sure I have an entire shelf in my library- I mean, home office- dedicated to Tamora Pierce’s books.  I started reading them when I was in elementary school, and clearly, I haven’t stopped.  So, opening up a story and returning to her special universe felt like coming home.

The world building is full of depth and wonderful, as it should be.  Ms. Pierce has spent three decades creating this world, and she is a master of her craft.  The story starts a bit slow, but once it gets rolling it’s hard to peel your eyes away.  And its a lengthy one, so I would set this aside for when you have some time.

I LOVED the character arcs and growth that were established in this work.  We literally got to see the characters grow up, for better or worse.  It was such a refreshing change to see the dynamic contrast of their development from innocence to maturity.


The one issue I, personally, found with the character development was the budding romance between Arram and Varice.  It’s obvious that it will happen and then that Arram has a crush on her, but there’s no buildup in their interactions, it just sort of happens.  And his love life is a mess.  Seriously, it’s just a free for all where there’s a random girl, and once again NO BUILDUP.  It’s not even emotional that time, it just feels as though Pierce threw that girl in there as a sacrifice so that Arram had some experience before forming her OTP with Varice. The romance with Varice feels forced as a result

Other than the romance, it was an exciting read, and I look forward to the sequel in 2019.

Do you agree? Want to change my mind? Comment below! Maybe there’s something I missed the first time around.

All That We See or Seem: 4

All That We See or Seem
Author: Kristina Mahr
Rating: 4.0/5

DISCLAIMER: I have since been contracted to voice the narration for this book (and I am SO EXCITED!)  This in no way affects my impartial review process.  After reading the audition script, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on the book.

“I quickly realize that my flight won’t matter.  I can hear the screeches through my hands, more arriving to join the first, discordant and jarring until suddenly it occurs to my ears that the horrific sounds are parts of a whole.  They overlap and blend in harmony with one another, intertwining into a beautiful, haunting song.  It calms my heartbeat, even though I am still running, even though I can still hear the very human wails beneath its sharp melody.”

– Kristina Mahr, All That We See or Seem

This is the kind of dark fantasy that I crave.  If you have any similar recommendations for me to review, GIMME- I mean, uh, please drop me a message on the Contact page. PLEASE.

Anyway, Lady Reeve Lennox is the niece of the king of Acarsaid.  She spends her days wandering the palace grounds carelessly with her four guards trailing her around.  At night, however, she dreams of a dark kingdom filled with man-eating birds and secrets.  She has wandered this same kingdom every night of her life, invisible, until the night of her 18th birthday.  Suddenly, she’s visible and everything she thought she knew about her dreamworld unravels in the light of the moon.

Okay, so where to start?

I’m obsessed with Kristina Mahr’s beautiful prose.  Seriously, I could read it all day.  Also, I literally screamed when I reached the end of the book.  You can ask my mom, I was visiting her and she ran into the living room with a skillet (she was cleaning the kitchen).  I guess I’m glad I wasn’t on the subway or something, because THAT would have been awkward.  Also, I love the premise and originality of this book.  The imagery is vivid and descriptive.  While I obviously wouldn’t want to live in the nightmare world, I’m so glad I got to experience it.  Ms. Mahr is a brilliant storyteller whose debut won me over.

She does, however, stay a bit to true to the realism of the story.  Reeve is naive, and her naivete can occasionally be annoying.  It is also annoying in its realism, because she never leaves the palace grounds.  Reeve dreams of adventure, but she never seems to do anything to live her dream.  Instead, adventure finds her, which is fine, but I wish she would take her own life into her hands a little more.  She’s perfectly flawed, but I want more character growth from her.  Hopefully we’ll see more of that in the sequel.

For now, I highly recommend adding this book to your TBR pile.  You won’t want to put it down.

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Once and For All: 5

Once and For All
Author: Sarah Dessen
Rating: 5/5

TRIGGER WARNING: this book lightly touches on gun violence

“As we walked behind the counter, with the twins in tow, the salesgirl was still focused on her computer, and I averted my eyes so I wouldn’t see the screen.  But I knew what was most likely there, as well as to come.  A long shot of a flat, nondescript building, maybe with a mascot on the side.  People streaming out doors, hands over their heads.  The embraces of the survivors, mouths open, caught in wails we were lucky not to hear.  And, in the worst case, pictures of kids just like the ones in my own yearbook, lined up neatly, already ghosts.”

– Sarah Dessen, Once and For All

I know, I know. You’re probably thinking:
“Lissa, What on earth makes this book so special that you gave it a perfect rating? You’re usually so picky.”

* Ahem*

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Ms. Dessen managed to craft one of those rare stories so compelling that, if there were any stylistic or grammatical errors, I did not notice. I read this book in one night, because I simply couldn’t put it down. Yes, I’m Exhausted. Yes, it was worth.

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Louna, the protagonist, struggles to move on in her life after the sudden death of a loved one.  She works part-time for her mom’s wedding planning business, and she goes to school.  Her best friend Jilly has to cajole her into coming out of her shell to socialize (ie. dating.)  The son of an important client, Ambrose, is driving said client crazy, so Louna’s mom hires him for the summer.  Louna and Ambrose become close, etc.  It’s another teenage love story.  Except that it’s not.  At least not for me.

While Ms. Dessen’s writing style certainly made the story a smooth read, this particular novel reached the pinnacle of my rating scale because I personally believe that this is the type of story that we need in YA right now.  There are so many issues that teenagers deal with that are taboo to talk about.  What happens to the survivors of school shootings? With the loved ones of the deceased? How are they supposed to move the most traumatic event of their young lives?  We see the power of a movement in The Hate U Give, but Louna’s grief was powerful because it was just her.  Sometimes you don’t have a deeper movement to fight for.  Sometimes it is enough of a fight to get out of bed every day.  To do normal things like go out with friends or date.  Unlike other YA novels that deal with death and grief, Once and For All shows the aftermath a year later.

Dealing with loss is a difficult concept at any age, but death is still a foreign concept of teenagers.  It hits so much harder when they experience it.  Louna, the protagonist, bears the mental scars of her experience. Her interactions with other characters demonstrate how jaded she’s become, and she has every right to be. Death can be just as scarring to those it leaves behind.

The subtlety which Ms. Dessen expertly uses to allude to Louna’s experience makes the story line more powerful, because it allows anyone who has experienced loss at a young age to relate to Louna’s story.

I was crying quietly while reading, because being able to relate hit me SO HARD. Throughout my freshman year of college seven of my friends from high school passed away. The death I struggled with the most though, had been my theater “mentee” throughout high school. It was his senior year and then suddenly his friend drove around a curve too fast and he was gone. I remember standing in my boyfriend’s kitchen, listening to his mom read out the names of the passengers and their conditions. Her voice was sad, because it was a tragedy, but relieved because she didn’t think we knew any of them.

I remember my knees giving out and sobs wracking my body. Randomly bursting into tears any time something reminded me of Andrew. I remember feeling so alone. This book brought back all of that, with a cathartic release that I didn’t realize I still needed after five years. It would have been easy to write about how this story made me laugh and feel giddy, how Ms. Dessen has mastered the craftsmanship of an epic summer romance, and all of those things are true. this book is romantic and haunting, hilarious and heart breaking, but the real magic in Once and For All does not lay in its romance, the real magic in Once and for All comes the ability to make the reader feel like maybe, just maybe, they’re not alone.

NOTE:  I’ve seen several other reviews where people criticize Louna’s grief as an inauthentic device to further the plot.  It’s important to note that the events that unfold in this book occur a year after her loss.  When something traumatic, like the loss of a loved one, occurs, time helps to dull the grief.  Every once in awhile, it still hits you though.  You’ll catch a certain scent, or see a stranger that looks a little too familiar, and it will hit you in the gut all over again.  Grief is a wound sustained in an emotional battlefield.  It shreds through you, and even after it heals it will throb on a rainy day to remind you of its existence.  This story is special because it deals with moving on.  It shows that it’s possible.  It provides hope for those still struggling.

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Want to change my mind?  No. Not on this one.

Crazy Rich Asians: 2.7

Crazy Rich Asians
Author: Kevin Kwan
Rating: 2.7

“Carol simply felt obligated to attend a few charity galas every week as any good born-again Christian should, and because her husband kept reminding her that ‘being Mother Teresa is good for business.'”

-Kevin Kwan, Crazy Rich Asians

I wanted to like this book.  I wanted to love it, and reread it again and again.  But I would have settled for liking it.  There are only two reasons I finished this one, and the other two in the series.  1) I’m a book junkie, as we’ve already established, and 2) I was stuck in the Chicago airport overnight after a concert, because my Airbnb cancelled on me.  As in never sent me the door code and was completely MIA during the 24 hours before that I tried contacting them.  Anyway, long story short, I was stuck in a sketchy Starbucks inside of ORD with limited phone battery and three books.

So, sit down, and I’ll put a pot on.  We’re about to spill the tea with this book summary.  It was that dramatic.

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Rachel Chu’s boyfriend Nick Young invites her to his best friend, Collin Khoo’s wedding, and to meet his family in Singapore.  What poor unsuspecting Rachel doesn’t know is that Nick Young is considered to be the heir to one of Singapore’s richest families, and the claws of the Asian jetset are about to come out.  Everyone assumes that she must be from one of the rich Chu families, but she’s proud of her single mother who immigrated to America and scraped out a living for them.  As she should be.

Eleanor Young, Nick’s mother, has been plotting and scheming his entire life to make sure that he’s the heir to his grandmother’s estate.  She’s not thrilled that this girl shows up out of nowhere and essentially threatens her life work.  For her 3rd person POV, she does everything she can to mitigate what she considers to be the damage.  With me so far?

Astrid Leong, megarich heiress and Nick’s cousin, is struggling with marital problems.  She holds a good portion of the book on her own, and is almost never shown with Nick and Rachel.  Oliver T’sien spends the whole book plotting for his own benefit.  Alistair Cheng is naive and in love with a tacky actress, Kitty Pong, who, to Eleanor’s dismay, makes Rachel look like a saint.  Eddie Cheng is, along with being the most annoying character ever written, a conceited social climber with a superficial personality to match.  He’s extremely abusive to his wife and children in his quest for perfection. AND ALL OF THESE STORYLINES ARE HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME IN THE SAME BOOK.

Suffice it to say, it was confusing to read.  The different storylines played a part in that, but so did the constant footnotes to translate words in different languages.  Personally, I prefer being able to infer the meaning of a word from the writing around it than having to stop every few minutes to figure out what it means.  It really disrupts the flow of the story.

The cultural and food descriptions were the best parts of this series.  Seriously, I was practically panting at some of the food they got to eat.  I absolutely plan on doing a Crazy Rich Asians themed dinner night.

Aside from that, this book was fairly annoying to get through.  The inconstant narrators kept cutting off storylines like it was rush hour traffic, and the hyperbolized characters were shallow, dramatic, and boring at the same time.  There were maybe two unpredictable twists in the whole book, and that was only because they were dropped in out of nowhere.  Also, Eddie Cheng’s choice curse was “fucky-fuck” and quite frankly, as a lady, I was offended, but as a decent human being, I was totally prepared to strangle the character through the pages if he said it one more time.

This is the one, and perhaps the only story, that I believe that the movie was better than the book.

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Six of Crows: 4.8

Six of Crows
Author: Leigh Bardugo
Rating: 4.8/5

“‘I don’t like it, boy.  Big Bolliger was my soldier, not yours.’
‘Of course,’ Kaz said, but they both knew it was a lie.  Haskell’s Dregs were old guard, con men and crooks from another time.  Bolliger had been one of Kaz’s crew- new blood, young and unafraid.  Maybe too unafraid.”

– Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

This.  This book is the heist novel I never knew I needed.  I literally listened to the audiobook, went out, bought the book, and read it again.  For the record, the audiobook cast is amazing and did true credit to the story.  If you’re looking for a new listen, I highly recommend it.

Essentially, Kaz Brekker is the unofficial leader of a gang, the Dregs, in Ketterdam, which is located in the Grishaverse, for those of you familiar with Ms. Bardugo’s earlier work.  Kaz is hired/coerced into performing a heist in the Ice Court of Fjerda, and the story follows his crew from their various perspectives as they attempt the impossible.

READ THIS BOOK.  Drop what you’re doing.  Quit your job.  Settle in for a good fifteen or so hours or more, if you decide to reread it.

Okay, so don’t quit your job.  But drop what you’re doing to at least grab the audiobook ASAP and listen while you work.

If you’re looking for a light, playful, thief novella, this book is not for you.  Go read Ally Carter’s Heist Society.Six of Crows is dark, witty, full of intricate world building, and characters as deep as the ocean.  There’s romance, there’s drama, action, backstory, and everything I need in a good novel.  These alone would have earned it a 4.5 rating, but Ms. Bardugo went above and beyond in crafting this story.

In her subtlety, Leigh Bardugo also crafted a tale of acceptance, a world where misfits can conquer, and anti-heroes can save the world.  The prologue starts off a bit slow, but the back story is essential to the plot.  I promise that once you finish, all of the pieces come together neatly and you’ll be screaming for the sequel, which is also amazing.

Upon my first reading of this novel, I had yet to read Ms. Bardugo’s prior work, which I promptly did after reading the sequel to this wickedly lovely story.  I can say with 100% confidence that I will read ANYTHING she puts out from here forward.  She could publish her tweets in a book, and I would go buy it.  Moral of this post, READ THIS BOOK.  PUT IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR TBR PILE.

Thank you, and good night.

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